The recent attorney general charges against a sitting commissioner for unlawfully and willfully entering a polling area for purposes other than voting during the last election have raised some concerns for local resident John Snalt. Snalt feels that laws saying someone running for election can’t be present in a polling area are silly and outdated.

Snalt explained, “Someone on Facebook left a comment saying a commissioner was facing charges because they were too close to ballots in a voting area. At first I wasn’t sure what to think, but thanks to all those Facebook comments, I’ve made up my mind.”

“These nonsense laws that outlaw sitting at a table being used to process ballots were written back when people were traveling by horse and buggy. Maybe it made sense to say you can’t go into a polling area to do your work years ago back when people were concerned about the integrity of the election process, but we live in modern times and laws have to change. Change isn’t going to happen unless we make it!” said Snalt.

To bring attention to the issue, Snalt is planning a “lock-on protest” at the next election. He is asking for volunteers to go into the polling area during early voting and chain themselves to the commissioner’s table to raise awareness of how ridiculous he feels these voting laws are.

When asked if he saw any issues with encouraging others to commit a crime, Snalt said, “I haven’t read any of the statutes related to this so it isn’t a crime for me.” Snalt feels he can’t be charged for a crime if he doesn’t know it is a crime. “A comment by someone I don’t know on Facebook said it would only be illegal if we knew it was illegal, so I don’t think we’ll get in any significant trouble, but we’ll be able to let our voices be heard and bring attention to these senseless voting interference laws.”

Snalt looked a bit confused when asked if he saw any contradiction between saying he wasn’t familiar with election laws while also claiming to protest those laws. “I’m not sure about all that, but people on Facebook said that you shouldn’t be prosecuted for something you don’t know is illegal, so we are going to do our best to get all the chains locking us to the chairs and table before anyone can show up and tell us about any ridiculous laws that would say we aren’t allowed to be in there.” 

Snalt also plans to distribute earplugs to make it harder for any of the protestors to hear anything that might inform them of any of the election interference laws that they plan to protest by “unknowingly” breaking. 

When asked why they were starting the planning so early, Snalt explained, “There is really only one day each year when we can announce something like this, and today is the day it can be done. If we wait until closer to the election, we’d have to wait to announce it until 4/1/2027.”